I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be

Over at PowerTools they have 2 polls up, displaying their usual keen wit and sharp insight:


Here's my polls:

Who will emerge as winners?

• Hillary Clinton
• Rahm Emmanuel
• Howard Dean
• Nancy Pelosi
• Henry Waxman
• John Murtha
• Markos Moulitsas
• James Webb
• Jon Tester
  

Who will emerge as losers?

• George Allen
• Rick Santorum
• Elizabeth Dole
• Ken Mehlman
• Michael Steele
• Donald Rumsfeld
• Karl Rove
• GWBush

But hey, I could be wrong.