Sunday, November 26, 2006

The same old lines you heard the night before

I heard the laughable, lamentable, Dennis Miller on Fox News tonight, doing his faux-righteous "I used to be a liberal but then 9/11 changed everything" rant tonight.

Gawd, what sophomoric silly logic! He said (I'm paraphrasing):
"By the most logical metric, GWBush has been successful. There have been no terrorist attacks on the U.S. since 9/11".

Dennis, can I call you Dennis? Here's the thing. By your standard, exactly the opposite conclusion can be made. Follow me, it's pretty complicated:
In the history of the U.S., only one attack on U.S. soil has resulted in the deaths of 3000 Americans. That attack occurred during the Presidency of GWBush.

By your standard, GWBush has been a total failure.

Oh, and what about the PDB: "BinLaden determined to attack inside US"?

Dennis, I have some words of advice:
Go blow yourself.