If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how the walk the dog.

Believe it or not, this looks like the first band I was in, in '65. The song, "Walkin' The Dog", was mandatory repertoire for a Top 40 band of the time, having been covered by the Rolling Stones. Of course, critics tried to find sexual innuendo in every line. The reality is that, unless I'm really naive and probably stupid, the lyrics are just nonsense, perhaps meant to tittilate. And the clothing is completely period-appropriate, sadly. Only thing we didn't have is the fantastic Rufus Thomas:



Update: Here are the Rolling Stones doing "Walkin' the Dog":