Why was it obvious to everyone else but you?

Poor faithful Scottie:

"'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.'"

Let's break it to him gently:

Think pretzels and convenient biking accidents:



Think vacations:



Think the confusion of world leaders as they look at Bush:



Or don't look at him:





Think about the lack of appreciation for education because of the wild partying that went on:







The inability to make sense:





I think it's been pretty obvious:



crossposted at Rants from the Rookery