Jesus' General tries to help:
PamelaReally, this is too funny. Shooting fish in a barrel wouldn't even begin to describe how easy it is to lampoon the Right-wing attacks based on this.Thanks, General.
Dear Mrs. Shrugs,
Your Sunday post was an excellent example of what patrio-blogging is all about. With nothing more than a few graphics and a lot of very technical-sounding jargon, you and techdude persuaded a lot of people that Barak Obama forged his own birth certificate. That's impressive.
But why stop there? Shouldn't we take the next step and use the same technique to create a reason why Obama would fake such a document?
I certainly think so. That's why I'm submitting the following highly technical evidence suggesting that Barak Obama is actually an Amish man named Erik Gruber.
Before we begin, let's take a look at actual photographs of both Obama and Erik Gruber's twin brother, Henry.
Notice how amazingly similar they appear. Other than a few minor differences in skin coloring, hair texture, eye color, and body fat, they are spitting images of each other.
Now let's examine the photos using a number of fairly basic forensic techniques. We'll start by applying the McMahon-McMillan Inverted Refractory Process.
Notice the cyantic response of the temporal, nasal, and lip areas. The refractive similarity is striking.
We get a similar result when we apply the Whitfield Thermal Reciprocity Sampling Technique.