Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I'm a bad, bad man!



Here's my interpretation of the high points of last night's Clinton-Obama debate:

Russert:
If the government in Iraq tells us to get all the troops out now, and giant spiders suddenly spring forth from the Iraq desert, and rain clouds open up and start dropping poisonous acid rain, and the Earth suddenly starts spinning off-axis, and our troops are crying and very sad, what will you do?

Clinton:
Tim, that's a lot of hypotheticals.

. . .

Russert:
Sen. Obama, a guy you know likes a bad guy. Do you accept his support?

Obama:
1st Amendment says I can's censor him, and I have nothing to do with the dude. What's wrong with you?

Russert would be kicked off a middle school newspaper for idiocy like that, which makes him perfect for CNN.

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