Of course, the only thing more stupid than the poll is the result currently:
Is there any wonder news magazines are quickly and asymptotically approaching irrelevance?
I'm not sure who's responding to this poll. Must be some of those Real Americans:
"We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008