Train I ride, 16 coaches long

The runaway train carrying the trailer-park Family Palin just keeps hurtling down the tracks. Sarah says:

By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter.

Damn. Stand proud. Except that young Levi Johnston, even without living with Bristol, had no trouble impregnating her.

And Fox News reported not that long ago that all was just ducky in the Palin/Johnston camp:

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin says both her 18-year-old daughter Bristol, who gave birth to son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday, and fiance Levi Johnston are working hard to balance schoolwork with their new parental obligations, People Magazine reported.

"You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time," the Alaska governor told the magazine in a phone message. "They are certainly not high school dropouts."

Any suggestion to the contrary "harms Bristol's reputation and Levi's reputation and their chances for good work opportunities," Pail(sic) said.

. . . Sherry Johnston, Levi's mother, said in October that Bristol and her son were considering a summer wedding.

Levi Johnston told The Associated Press that month that he and Bristol loved each other and wanted to get married. Johnston, who dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician, said he was a little shocked to learn that Bristol was pregnant, but he quickly warmed to the idea of being a father.

He said the two had planned to get married even before Bristol became pregnant.

Emphasis mine. Someone might want to actually watch what spell-check says, before hitting "enter".

Fox News: We whatever, you have no idea.

And Palin as Republican Party standard bearer: That's some family values we can believe in.