Sunday, September 16, 2007

. . . and the law won

Dear CNN:

I'm really glad OJ's been arrested. No one deserves to have their ass in jail more than him.

I'm so glad you reported this to me.

Now, please SHUT UP about it, because there's stuff more, you know, important, taking place (according to the NYTimes):

Gates Sees a ‘Protracted’ Stay for Troops

However, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates emphasized in two television interviews today that American troops would play an increasingly limited role in Iraq.

U.S. Seizes Suspect in Killing of Sunni Sheik in Iraq

It was unclear what role the suspect might have played in last week’s killing of a tribal leader who had collaborated with the U.S.

Your liberal media at work.