President Bush to Auction Off Constitution on eBay
Washington D.C. - Inspired by the recent story of the 13th century document, the Magna Carta, being auctioned off at Sotheby's, President George W. Bush has decided to place the Constitution of the United States up for sale on eBay, the popular internet site for selling items of a wide variety.
His announcement came as a shock to millions of Americans who hold its principles sacred, but the President was quick to dismiss the outrage being felt across the country by this unprecedented move.
When asked why he was selling it off, Mr. Bush was quick to reply "Why not? I have no particular use for it. Besides, I was planning on writing up a new one anyway."
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