Here's a sample of bushspeak translated to piratespeak:
The pirate speaks,"T' threat comes from Iraq. It arises directly from t' Iraqi regime's own actions -- its history o' aggression, and its drive toward an arsenal o' terror. T' Iraqi regime has violated all o' those obligations. It possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It be seekin' nuclear weapons."Hmmm, he actually seems more literate this way.
Cross posted at VidiotSpeak