I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles

Genius:

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Seriously, there will always be a contingent that would vote Republican even if Josef Stalin was the R candidate for President. They could never be persuaded to vote D under any circumstances. Those folks will find this ad annoying and insulting. Good, they deserve to be annoyed and insulted.

Thanks, Paris. This is the most worthwhile thing you've ever done. Check that: probably the only worthwhile thing.