Monday, November 13, 2006

Why do we never get an answer, when we're knocking at the door?

The way this administration has marketed, packaged, sanitized, and tarted up everything they do, but especially the war in Iraq, really, finally, pisses me off.

Here's a reality based lexicon to chew on:

Instead of :
  • IED
Say:
  • God Damned bomb
Instead of :
  • Stop-Loss
Say:
  • forced conscription
Instead of :
  • Social Security Reform
Say:
  • Wealth to Wall St., seniors are screwed
Instead of :
  • Support the troops
Say:
Instead of :
  • 11/7 Election was win for centrist Democrats
Say:
  • 11/7 Election was smackdown for conservatives
Instead of :
  • McCain says: "We’re either going to lose this thing or win this thing within the next several months."
Say:
  • McCain says: anything his handlers tell him to say to appeal to the right-wing base
Instead of :
  • Stay the course
Say:
  • Clap harder, Tinkerbell
Instead of :
  • Patriot Act
Say:
  • Spy on Americans Act
Instead of :
  • Activist Judge
Say:
  • Judge who believes in the Constitution

There's more, much more, but that's it for now.

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