Wednesday, December 12, 2007

But what's puzzling you, Is the nature of my game

The Most Vulgar, Disgusting, and Foul Joke in the World
By: John Cole December 10, 2007 at 10:29 am

A well-known writer walked into a producer’s house and said to the producer that he had come up with a great act. The producer, intrigued, told the writer to briefly describe his idea.

“Well,” said the writer, “I have an idea for a political party who claims to be against the war in Iraq, but won’t do anything about it. The party will also claim to be against torture, but won’t do anything about that either. In fact, they will be swept into power precisely because of their public opposition to both of those things, but privately they will be informed of possible acts of torture performed by our government, and they won’t say anything about it. At any rate, they continue their two-faced behavior- publicly opposing the war and torture, but privately being apparently content with it, until the end of their congressional term, when they will all gather together on the floor of the House, where they will all publicly shit on the original version of the Constitution, on loan from the National Archives.”

The producer looked at the writer, and said, “That is really quite disgusting. What do you call the act?”

The writer responded, “The Democrats.”

While skippy thinks that's funny, and I agree on many levels, I gotta mention that John Cole just recently came over from the dark side, where he was an Iraq war cheerleader.

And the most disgusting joke in the world is not spineless, hypocritical dems, but the bastards who ignored Bin Laden determined to attack inside the U.S. The same bastards who still ignore him.

The bastards who wrote memos authorizing torture. The bastards who still defend torture.

The bastards who lied about Saddam's WMDs. The bastards who lie about Iran's WMDs.

The bastards who passed tax breaks for the wealthy while they refused to fund armor for our troops and refuse to take care of the troops injured due to the lack of armor.

The bastards who tapped our every form of communication, illegally.

The bastards who think a signing statement allows them to thwart the will of congress and the American people.

The bastards who vetoed Child Health Care and stem cell research.

Yeah, the dems suck! But blaming them is like blaming the whore instead of her pimp.

Cross posted at VidiotSpeak