Thursday, December 27, 2007

Playboy Fred, Protectorater Of Maidenhood

True Sh*t


CRESTON, Iowa (AP) -- Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson says there's not a woman who should be president next year.
Without saying Hillary Clinton's name, he said -- quote -- "There is no woman on the horizon that ought to be president next year, let's all agree on that."

Ah, but since there is only one woman running for American president this year, I think we can all guess who he is referring to.

Frankly, I'm not a fan of Clinton's...Irrespective of the provenance of her spauldings, they're sunk deeper into corporate pockets than some might suspect.

That being said, I have a large problem with gender barriers as they pertain to people's lives, and those who create and use them as a divisive stratagem.

When I was in Rock And Roll High School (Shoephone, holla!), the fastest way to get my negative attention was to disparage someone's abilities or potential career track because '...they were a girl '.

Land sakes did that cause a botheration, because Mama darkblack didn't raise little piglets...She worked her ass off for tie-sniffing chauvinists and bounced her nose against more than a few glass ceilings so that I could eat under a roof with the heat on.

Accordingly, women will never be less than an equal to me then, now, and forevermore.

So what's the deal, Thompson? You think little girlies ought to mind their place and their man?

Two words, Flipper...One rhymes with 'truck', and the other is you.